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Joke of the Day
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
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"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"
"If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme"
"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"
"What's the difference between Hitler and cops? Come on, he wasn't that bad."
"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."