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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"

"What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint? Catholic"

"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""

"Yay it's payday! *pays bills That was short lived."

"[Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*"

"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."

"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more"