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Joke of the Day

"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"

"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."

"If my calculations are correct, then someone else did them for me."

"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"

"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""

"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"

"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!"