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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it PMSing? Mad Cow disease was already taken."
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"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."
"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."
"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."
"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."
"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""
"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."
"To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with ""To tell you the truth"" throws into question all else you've previous said."
"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"