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Joke of the Day
"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."
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"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."
"Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0 Number of times after - 1 Draw your own conclusions..."
"The Soviet Union won't ever rise again? What a bunch of Bolshevik."
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."
"A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartended asks ""hey you 21?"" ""Bearly"""
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."