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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular wine at Christmas? ""I don't like sprouts!"""

"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."

"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of."

"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."