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Joke of the Day
"What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish? TosTADA!"
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"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"
"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Ivanka didn't keep the dress"
"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."
"ATTRACTIVE WOMAN: What time is it? ME: Haha. Yeah definitely"
"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."
"Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."