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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"
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"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""
"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month"
"(Warning - Shitty Pun) What do you call a mentally-deficient louse? A *Retardigrade*   I'll see myself out now."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"
"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."
"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"