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Joke of the Day

"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"

"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"

"GF: You cant keep it. ME: But- G: Its a BEE. M: HES my FRIEND! G: Hand him over. M: No! [tearing up] I wont let you hurt Albuzz Bumbledore!"

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"