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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."
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"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."
"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."
"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"
"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."