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Joke of the Day
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"
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"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"
"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."
"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."