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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."
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"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."
"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."
"What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film? Snatch"
"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."