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Joke of the Day
"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."
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"I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day."
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""
"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult."
"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"
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"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""
"The Filipino diving team."