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Joke of the Day
"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."
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"If you're a chick who says ""chivalry is dead"" I hate to be the one to tell you, but its only dead for you because you're ugly."
"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"
"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"
"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."
"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""