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Joke of the Day

"Years ago I went to a job placement agency. I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut."

"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."

"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."

"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."