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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."
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"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."
"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."
"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."
"I once got so drunk I put shaving cream on my face & used an electric shaver. Then poured a glass of wine on my face b/c I had no aftershave"
"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"
"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
"For the first time I am going to be visiting Britain this summer, but when I got there... Britain had already left."
"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"