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Joke of the Day

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

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"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."