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Joke of the Day
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
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"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."
"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"
"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"
"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."
"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."
"My wife and I do this cute thing where she sends me pics of kitchen towels she can't decide on buying and I google my life expectancy."
"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."
"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."