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Joke of the Day

"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."

"Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :D"

"Hard to watch The Flintstones these days... What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated..."

"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."

"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"

"It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow. Because tooth hurty."

"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"

"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"

"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."

"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."