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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"

"It's true what they say: No news is Fox news."

"I thought about being a mortician On one hand people are dying to get into that field but i hear its dead end job"

"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."

"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"

"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"

"So I Was Going to Kill Myself But I hear whales are endangered."

"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""