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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"
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"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."
"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"
"What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? Tom Tookalook. I'm sorry guys..."
"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."
"What noise does a nut make when it has a cold? ... CASHEWW!"
"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""