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Joke of the Day

"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."

"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"

"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"

"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"

"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."