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Joke of the Day

"I took my prostate exam the other day and... So just last week I went for my first prostate exam. It was really difficult and I couldn't answer most of the questions"

"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"

"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"

"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"

"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""

"girls love us tall guys but as soon as we use our height to ""constantly slam dunk on them and their loved ones"" they stop replying to texts"

"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."