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Joke of the Day
"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"
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"Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store."
"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."
"""I am Santa Claus."" ""No you're not."" ""Yes I am."" ""Ok."" - Miracle on 34th Street in tweet form."
"So Arnold Schwarzenegger opened a pest control business... Because he was already an Ex Terminator."
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."