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Joke of the Day

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."

"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"

"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."

"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."

"The State of Illinois has just unveiled its new welcome sign... Welcome to Illinois; not ALL of our elected officials have been indicted!"

"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."

"A party without Vodka is just a meeting."

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"