127927

Joke of the Day

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"

"I have a confession to make... ""I want to get back with my ex""...LOL Just Kidding...""I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap !"".."

"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."

"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"

"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"

"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"

"How do you know carrots improve your vision? Cause you've never seen any bunnies with glasses"

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"