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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"
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"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, ""Contact Him"" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB."
"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."
"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."
"I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married."