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Joke of the Day

"What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books? Empty Magazines."

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"

"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"

"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"

"I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way."

"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."

"What do kazoos and my father have in common? They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."

"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."