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Joke of the Day

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"

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"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."
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"Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"