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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."
"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."
"Which number confuses people? 82"
"Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station? The police were left with nothing to go on."
"Why didn't the witch wear panties.... So she could grip the broom better."
"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"
"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"