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Joke of the Day

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."