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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"

"Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook? Like we're going outside..."

"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"

"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"

"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"So sick of musicians telling lovers in songs that they'd give them stuff if they only had it to give. That's too easy, assholes."

"Subway wasn't the only thing Jared Fogle was eating fresh"

"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."