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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
Next Joke
"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."
"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""
"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
"I like my internet like I dislike my women. Not going down on me."
"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party."
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."