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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
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"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."
"123 ke na acredite"
"Sex is similar to math. You need to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply."
"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."
"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""
"My ex was just diagnosed as a narcissist Good to see I'm not the only one with low standards."
"I made a couple mistakes during puberty I dropped the ball two times during it."
"My aunt passed away recently... She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome."
"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"