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Joke of the Day
"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"
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"What did quantum consciousness say to its son? Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging."
"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"
"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."
"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."
"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"
"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."
"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"
"We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer"