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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual? One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? ""Beat it - we're closed."""

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."

"I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now."

"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"

"What's the worst thing about losing your hand You're also losing your girlfriend"

"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... JK Rowling"

"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."