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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now."

"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."

"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."

"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."

"Did you know that Subaru used to be called Subalu? But then it moved to Japan."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."

"I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011."