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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... JK Rowling"
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"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."
"[awesome life of caterpillar] 1) all I do is eat, awesome 2) time to sleep in this cozy bag, awesome 3) *wakes up*OMG I CAN FLY NOW, AWESOME"
"My wife accused me of being a transvestite... So I packed her things and left."
"""Your word is 'oujia'"" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won"
"How do neurons communicate? Cell phones"
"""Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?"" asked the taxi driver. ""Is it his shield?"" I asked."
"I bought a Delorean R/C car today. I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back."
"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"