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Joke of the Day
"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"
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"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."
"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"
"What is the best thing about kids? Making them!"
"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."