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Joke of the Day
"What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!"
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"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I..."
"I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye."
"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."
"what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote"
"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"
"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"
"Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] ""Did you say single?"""
"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"
"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."