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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."

"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."

"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."

"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"

"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."

"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."

"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"