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Joke of the Day
"Two fishes are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."
"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."
"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."
"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"
"A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone."
"What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew."
"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""
"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."
"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."