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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
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"Tommy went to his mom in the kitchen and said: 'Mom! Mom! The dog is having sex!' So mom says: 'Try not to pay attention to it, sweetheart.' to which Tommy responds: 'But it hurts so much!'"
"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""
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"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."