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Joke of the Day

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? Pastatution"

"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."

"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"

"Senate Republicans cancelled the vote on abortion restrictions. Does this mean they're going to try Plan B?"

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."