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"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"
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"What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break."
"Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL"
"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."
"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."
"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"
"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""
"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."