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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
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"What does a Canadian hipster say? ""meh""."
"I tried throwing away my old boomerang but it keeps coming back"
"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"
"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"
"Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?"
"If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say ""Friend, you're wearing sweatpants."" They might not know."
"I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth."
"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""