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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
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"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."
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"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."
"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
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