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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
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"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"
"The next time I see a feminist say ""Kill all men""... I'll just reply ""Valar dohaeris""."
"What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?"
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"Linkin Park My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday...she said she couldn't stand my Linkin Park references anymore, but I guess in the end...it doesn't even matter."
"Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi? Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works."
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?"
"Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt."