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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."
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"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
"Sex is similar to math. You need to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply."
"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."
"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."
"[couple tossing baby back and forth] [music stops] judge: custody granted dad: [holding baby] AW DAMMIT"
"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"
"I'm glad I know sign language... It comes in handy sometimes."