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Joke of the Day
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
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"So I sat down on the toilet... ...and my cat ran out from behind it. It scared the shit out of me."
"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"
"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."
"Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground? Because it's past tents"
"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them"
"Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her."
"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."