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Joke of the Day
"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."
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"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."
"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."
"Of course my days are numbered.. That's how calendars work."
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."
"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""
"""Hi, I'm Garfield, a cat who hates Mondays. But I'm here to tell you that there's nothing lasagna' about global warming."""
"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"