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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."
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"How do you call a gay person from Russia? Sergei."
"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"
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"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"
"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"
"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."