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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black man having sex? A threesome."
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"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"
"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"
"How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you."
"What did Stella McCartney say during a threesome? Come together Right now Over me"
"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"
"Teachers at the pre-school ask why I'm in a good mood in the morning... I'm like, ""Duh...did you not see me just leave my kids with you?"""
"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."