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Joke of the Day
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach."""
"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"
"I bet all three Pigs had a great education, but the Pig that lived in the straw house probably had a ponytail and a neck tattoo."
"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"
"Yea, go ahead and destroy that spider's web. It's not like he spent a week making it so he can kill bugs that are in your house. Asshole."
"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."
"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"
"What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force."