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Joke of the Day

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."

"Its easier to be friends with people online."

"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."

"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""

"If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad."